By Elizabeth Kruska
I love a good long-arm statute. I might need to find a new hobby.
Neal Fox is Eugene Fox’s uncle.
“Plaintiff Neal Fox’s brother adopted Eugene Fox when Defendant was an infant.” This might be factually accurate but it confused the heck out of me. I thought the sentence was about 4 different people. Then I drew a diagram and figured out—yep, Neal is Eugene’s uncle. The fact Eugene was adopted as an infant seems a little like how in The Royal Tenenbaums, Gene Hackman’s character always referred to Gwenyth Paltrow’s character as “my adopted daughter.”